Showing posts with label George A. Romero. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George A. Romero. Show all posts

August 26, 2014

SUMMER OF BLOOD, Day 87: Macho Bullshit Moviecast's MACHO HORROR, Pt. 2 of 3 - Carpenter and Romero

Guest post by Tyler Kennedy of Macho Bullshit Moviecast


Note: This is not an exhaustive film by film analysis, but rather sort of a Cliff’s Notes of how these two directors have engaged masculinity though their careers. 
When one mentions horror directors who established themselves in the 1970s, two names stand above all—John Carpenter and George A. Romero.  In my opinion, both built their careers upon an engagement of masculinity and macho tropes, and I would argue they often operated in parallel.  This began very early in their careers.  Although both directors had done films previously, Night of the Living Dead (1968) and Assault On Precinct 13 (1976) are their respective watershed films.  Ostensibly both are riffs on the siege genre, one of the most macho types of film.  Though Assault is generally regarded an action movie, the roots of both these (and all siege films really) lie in survival horror.  The horror stems from being trapped, outnumbered and under attack from a seemingly endless, and anonymous stream of foes.  In both films, these foes do not have conscience or rationality (zombies are incapable by definition, the gang members in Assault gun down a little girl buying ice cream and attack a police station).  That is true horror—an enemy you cannot reason with, and simply keeps coming no matter the cost (sounds like The Shape from Carpenter’s Halloween doesn’t it?).  Both these films feature strong male characters (and unintentional complexity because of featuring black heroes), and there are definite aspects of dick swinging (primarily Night) and camaraderie (primarily Assault).  Furthermore, what is the solution to the threat in these films?  Meet the threat head on with violence of action—a stereotypical masculine (macho) method. 


To extend the ideas a bit further, it must be pointed out that The Thing (1982) and the various Dead movies actually have quite a lot in common.  In The Thing, our events are actually at a military installation, same as with Day (and though not military installations, all the Dead movies feature limited locations like The Thing); in The Thing we have soldiers, in Dawn of the Dead (1978) SWAT team personnel and soldiers in Day; and finally there is the core fear they play off of.  I addressed fear of losing control in my previous essay; this is the core fear of these films.  And what is the solution in these films?  Again, a totally masculine reaction—meet the threat with violence and neutralize the threat.  Confrontation is forced in all these movies—even in Dawn our little group that holes up in the mall and begins to rebuild a family is ultimately forced to confront the post-apocalyptic bikers.  These films loosely parallel the human hunting films I talked about in part 1 of this series.  Now, I will move on.


It’s interesting that both directors have made films about male transformation as well.  As I went into in part 1 of this series, men constantly fight losing control, and are required to fit into a society which forces us to eschew our more animalistic urges, both physically and psychologically.  Sometimes, we break down in favor of the more animalistic half.  In the case of Carpenter, we have Christine (1983) and in the case of Romero, we have Monkey Shines (1988), The Dark Half (1993) and Bruiser (2000).  Christine is particularly interesting to me.  The bond between man and machine transforms our main character from nerd to stud (to sociopath).  As men we define ourselves in large part by what we do, and any device we use in that process becomes an extension of our body and even our inner self—Christine shows the backwash of this process, how the power of a machine influences the man who uses it, a fascinating read of the symbiotic relationship between animate and inanimate.  His humanity—defined in part by an ability to use tools and embrace technology—leads him down a path towards animalistic behavior.  (Of the films in this paragraph, Christine is easily the best in my opinion.) An even more obvious look at (male) human/animal duality is Romero’s Monkey Shines which features a quadriplegic man with a helper monkey.  Ultimately this monkey feeds off our lead Allan’s anger and frustration at his disability and begins to lash out—an anger born of loss of control of his own body.  Romero’s The Dark Half is essentially a tale of split personality (sort of a Fight Club light) where there is a proper, intellectual, domesticated half and a dark, animalistic, feral half.  There is definitely an element of irony in that the domesticated half is ultimately forced into violence against the feral half.  Romero’s Bruiser is sort of Fight Club light by way of revenge movie.  Honestly, it isn’t a particularly good film, but it does show a man emasculated and forced into anonymity by the corporate world ultimately regaining his identity and self-respect through the use of violence.


Both filmmakers added an interesting subtext to a couple of their films in terms of male/female dichotomy.  Particularly I speak of Day of the Dead (1985) and Ghosts of Mars (2001).  Again, both return to siege tropes, but the twist is the presence of strong women.  Day features a female in a male profession (scientist) fighting a blindly macho culture that leads to a dead end.  In Ghosts, it is pointed out that society has been realigned as a matriarchy and features militarized women.  Interestingly enough, when it comes down to it, a male convict becomes the real leader of the besieged group.  I think Romero and Carpenter play it quite differently.  Romero uses the nurturing stereotype of women to criticize militarism (though he works against gender stereotype by portraying the woman as rational and the men as irrational—I would even argue the territorial imperative is at work to an extent, and part of what Romero is criticizing).  In Carpenter’s case, the women are militarized to bring about an equality with men.  I don’t think Carpenter does enough with this aspect of the film, at least not enough to create a whole world around it (a la Escape From New York) and I wish he did. 


Though I don’t think that there is a parallel with anything Romero has done, at this point I feel the need to mount a spirited defense of John Carpenter’s Vampires (1998).  I know, I know, but screw you, I like it.  The big reason why is James Woods is such a macho dick swinger in this movie!  In most respects, admittedly, this does not have the classic look of a Carpenter film BUT it does have a few other qualities.  First off, it’s probably the most violent of his films in terms of blood and gore (maybe The Thing surpasses it in gore, but the bodycount is much lower).  Second, it feels like a relatively developed world/set of ideas (like Escape From New York and unlike Ghosts of Mars).  Third, this film uses the classic macho trope of revenge, which I am a sucker for.  Finally, there is abundant dick swinging--Jack Crow vs Valek, Jack Crow vs Montoya, Jack Crow vs the Catholic Church, really Jack Crow vs everyone else in the fucking movie.  Just look at this dialog exchange:
Jack Crow: Let me ask you a question. When you were stabbing that vampire in there?
Father Adam Guiteau: Yeah?
Crow: Did you get a little wood?
Guiteau: Mahogany.
These guys get erections from stabbing vampires in the fucking heart.  That is macho bullshit right there!  Now I fully understand this is not the restrained machismo of Snake Plisken or MacReady but damn do I find it entertaining.


Anyway there’s a few thoughts.  Though not as in depth as my previous entry, hopefully this gives you an idea of how these great directors choose to engage masculinity and maybe it will inspire you to put a macho filter on next time you give one of their films a watch.  My final entry in this series will discuss some of the more recent films in the horror genre that I believe are built upon a macho foundation.


December 13, 2013

50 States, 50 Movies: The Crazies (2010; Iowa)

Directed by Breck Eisner. Starring Timothy Olyphant ("David"), Radha Mitchell ("Judy"), Danielle Panabaker ("Becca"), and Joe Anderson ("Deputy Russell Clank"). Rated R.

Source: Region 1 DVD (Anchor Bay/Starz)
Running time: 01:40:39
Country: USA, United Arab Emirates

On what seems like a normal day in rural Iowa, a citizen of a small town walks onto a baseball field with authority in the middle of a game, and he's brandishing a shotgun. Luckily the local Sheriff, David Dutton, is there to intervene, but the disturbed local is gunned down and killed in the process. What would cause a supposedly well-liked person to do such a thing? This is a question that the guilt-stricken Sheriff asks himself following the incident, especially as he comes face to face with the woman he widowed and the teenage boy he left fatherless. However, it seems as if more of the locals are experiencing the same sudden and drastic changes in personality and demeanor. There's clearly an ailment going around, and it's causing people to become emotionless and develop harmful tendencies.


Aside from some of the locals behaving strangely (and violently), a corpse attached to a parachute is discovered by some hunters in a nearby swamp. Considering the size of the town, the Sheriff is tackling all of these problems with only the help of his loyal Deputy, Russell Clark. Needless to say, these cops are really earning their paycheck. And shit gets crazier (no pun intended) when all of these incidents lead to the town being stormed by a machine gun-wielding soldiers in chem suits who force the town's population into a large quarantine area that's eventually compromised by angry rednecks. Most importantly, I learned that there are swamps in Iowa.


Basically, THE CRAZIES turns into a WALKING DEAD-ish apocalypse/survival movie when the Sheriff and a small group of characters hit the streets and embark on a quest through a maze of wrecked vehicles and burning debris, all while hiding from both the military and the people who are infected with whatever virus is floating around. They're faced with various obstacles on their journey and tension eventually mounts between them, which adds an unreliability to the storytelling, in that you often question who's infected or who's simply exhausted and frustrated by the circumstances. That said, the stakes are pretty high when you consider the severity of the virus.


I first saw this remake of George Romero's THE CRAZIES on a rare trip to the movie theater, despite the fact that I try my best to avoid financially-supporting remakes at the box office. I don't remember why I decided to see it on the big screen. I think it had to do with some of the decent buzz from the horror community. If that was the case, they were wrong. I fucking hated it. Now, not so much. I was a bit more forgiving of it this time around, but the same things annoyed me about this movie as when I first saw it. For one, parts of it are contrived as fuck, and anyone who's seen it will definitely know what I'm talking about. The other thing about this movie that bugs me is the amount of cheap jump scares that rely on loud noises rather than building tension. All of that being said, though, with the film's problems in mind, I was able to focus more on its positives this time around.


In the spirit of George Romero, this remake has a built-in message. There's an obvious commentary here on the Iraq War, the misinformation (or lack of information altogether) provided by the media in regards to certain tragedies, and government cover-ups. On top of that, the film addresses the fact that the working-class are the ones who are left to suffer. This film's commentary is especially evident (and a bit heavy-handed) when one of the guys in chem suits is unmasked and revealed to be a young soldier who's simply carrying out orders based on the minimal information provided to him by his superiors. Does the commentary benefit the film in a significant way? Not necessarily, but it's there, and it inherently has a lot more to say than the average horror flick.


Another thing worth mentioning is the amount of violence in THE CRAZIES. One thing you can't accuse this movie of is being tame and holding back on the violence, because there are shootings and stabbings galore. For some reason the violence never really stood out to me when I first saw this (probably because the film has already lost me early on), but it's definitely a highlight for me this time around. And THE CRAZIES is also a lot more impressive from a production standpoint than I remember. The film looks great, it features some decent pyrotechnics work and stunts (burning houses, explosions, etc.), and the people who made this really exploited the outdoor settings, landscape, and architecture - especially some of the unique local architecture in Iowa and wherever else they shot this. My man-crush Timothy Olyphant is good in this as well, but sometimes he sounds like he's delivering his lines through a jaw that's wired shut. Overall, this ended up being a nice surprise. I still think I would've reacted to it negatively had this been the first time I'd seen it, so perhaps this will go down as one of those movies that required more than one viewing out of me in order to appreciate it.

Score: 7


October 29, 2010

#1-5 Top 13 George Romero Movies


#1 NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968) - A lot of people credit Romero's NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD as being the birth of the modern-day zombie film. This may be true, but let's not forget the fact that Romero was heavily influenced by Richard Matheson's I AM LEGEND. He took the vampire holocaust aspect of Matheson's novel and put his own twist on it. Instead of vampires we had ghouls. The ghouls became zombies and the horror genre hasn't been the same since. A prototypical survival horror plot, the low-budget-but-effective black and white look, and, in my opinion, one of the best ironic endings in the history of horror cinema are what make NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD my favorite George Romero movie.


#2 DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978) - While NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD got the severed head rolling, its "sequel" DAWN OF THE DEAD is considered to be the movie that truly shaped the zombie film as we know it. It honestly took me a long time and a few repeat viewings before I really began to appreciate this movie. I somehow avoided seeing it as a kid. It doesn't hold a special place in my heart and it never will. But, as an adult watching it, I couldn't help but pick it apart and compare it to other zombie films out there when in reality it is every other zombie film out there. I've heard some people call DAWN OF THE DEAD the "greatest horror movie ever made". I disagree, but then again the "greatest horror movie ever made" is a matter of opinion, not fact. Truth be told, I enjoy and seek out a lot of other zombie movies more than I do this one. The bottom line, though, is that no matter how much I do or don't enjoy this movie, there's no denying that it's a truly awesome piece of horror cinema that's socially relevant and extremely high on replay value. One of the most important horror films ever made.


#3 MARTIN (1977) - If anything, MARTIN is proof that George Romero is capable of doing something other than re-hashing the same old zombie movie over and over again and doing it well. Personally, I consider MARTIN to be an extremely underrated horror movie. Romero himself calls it his favorite film (that he's directed). Like other Romero films, slow, boring, and badly paced in spots, but a brilliant idea nonetheless. This is a glimpse into the life of a young man named Martin, who thinks he's an eighty-something year-old vampire. He's not your typical Hollywood vampire, though. He doesn't have fangs and he can't fly or turn into a bat. He can go out during the day anytime he wants to. He likes ice cream sandwiches. But he needs (wants?) blood, and the way that he goes about satisfying his craving for blood is a bit disturbing to say the least. Is Martin really a vampire or is he simply just a troubled young man in need of psychiatric help? MARTIN takes the vampire genre and not only turns it on its ear over thirty years before LET THE RIGHT ONE IN did, but deconstructs and mocks it in the process. Ex-cellent, Mr. Romero. Ex-cellent.


#4 CREEPSHOW (1982) - Zombies, cockroaches, monsters, meteors, Stephen King covered in moss, and Ed Harris dancing. Take your pick. A collaboration between two "masters of horror" George Romero and Stephen King, CREEPSHOW is my favorite horror anthology movie of all-time. Sometimes. There are so many good ones out there, but this one holds a special place in my heart. It's the only Romero movie (unless you count CREEPSHOW 2, which he only wrote) that I saw as a kid. The nostalgia factor and my overall level of enjoyment with this one in comparison to Romero's other films are extremely high, and CREEPSHOW is just a really fun horror movie in general, with a good cast, memorable moments, a nice variety of segments, and a lot of style. Argento-ish blue and red lighting and interwoven animation give it the aesthetic of an EC-style comic book bursting out of the pages and all up onto your scrizz-een.


#5 DAY OF THE DEAD (1983) - The third in Romero's "Dead Trilogy". For a long time this was my favorite of the three. Now, not so much. I still like it a lot for a number of reasons, though, and it mostly has to do with the zombies. It features one of the most iconic (and coolest) zombies ever - Bub! The zombies look a lot nasiter as opposed to a bunch of extras with green face-paint (DAWN OF THE DEAD). The shot of the zombies being lowered down on the elevator to the underground shelter is such an awesome sight to behold. From the elevator scene on, all Hell breaks loose and we get some gruesome pay-offs (including the legendary final death scene - "Choke on 'em!"). I also appreciate the - no pun intended - dead serious tone of the film. There's nothing funny or quirky about this one. The most mean-spirited George Romero film? I'd say so. It's the end of the world as we know it, but the chances of everything being fine are slim to none. People may consider this to be the weakest of the three original Living Dead films, but it more than stands on its own and is still better than most conventional zombie movies that have been released since.

Martin (1977): Guest Post by James Gracey



James Gracey's Blog: Behind The Couch

When he initially came up with the idea for MARTIN, George Romero intended it to be a spoof – an out and out comedy, poking fun at the conventions and bony clichés of the vampire flick that been hammered home by movies put out by the likes of, well, Hammer. When he began writing the script, Romero soon realised that addressing vampire movie clichés and conventions could be done in a serious matter. In doing so, he eventually wrote an unsettling, dark and strangely tragic film about an insecure teenager who believes he is actually an 84-year-old vampire. The key to MARTIN, is that we never know if the titular character really is a vampire, or just a really delusional, mentally unstable and confused young man with severe psycho-sexual hang-ups.


Seriously undervalued by audiences and critics at the time of its release, MARTIN slyly subverted the haggard conventions of the vampire myth and pretty much reinvented the vampire movie genre with its gritty realism; in its wake came films such as The Addiction, Let the Right One In and Twilight (just kidding), in which vampirism was utilised as a metaphor to explore complex concepts such as addiction and obsession.
As is Romero’s usual custom, the film contains hefty social commentary, depicting the fragmentation of the family unit, hereditary dysfunction, generation gaps and how old ways and draconian customs threaten to stunt the growth of society.

Subverting the usual custom of vampires as irresistible sexual beings, Romero presents Martin as something of a sex pest; a rapist with latent necrophilia. His burgeoning relationship with bored housewife Mrs Santini (Elyane Nadeau) sees him confess to being too shy to do ‘sexy stuff’ with girls when they are awake. He longs for reassuring human contact, but is essentially crippled by his own repression.
The narrative is interrupted frequently by black and white inserts that may be flashbacks, or romantic, gothic flights of fancy Martin has conjured to affirm his notions of vampirism. These inserts resemble what audiences in the Seventies were used to when viewing a vampire movie. Typical traits, recognisable conventions and imagery, are all on display: flaming torches, brandished crucifixes and breathless, nightdress-clad, candelabrum-wielding buxom beauties.

The matter-of-fact approach to violence is also quite shocking and perhaps in keeping with horror cinema at the time. Romero approaches it with startling realism (aside from the obviously very fake blood); there is no glamour or style in the depiction of a young man struggling with a woman in a small train carriage attempting to inject her with tranquilisers so he can slit her wrists and gorge on her blood. Scenes like this play out queasily, claustrophobically. As the eponymous anti-hero, John Amplas provides a sensitive performance that sits uneasily with the atrocious acts he carries out throughout the course of the film.


MARTIN is a one of a kind vampire film, and this writer’s favourite Romero movie. The director is credited with reinventing modern horror cinema with Night of the Living Dead, and it is my opinion that he reinvented the vampire in this tale of repressed sexuality and obsession. Vampirism is a metaphor for mental illness. Or is it?

October 28, 2010

George Romero Week: Guest Posts Of The Dead (Updated)

Here are some guest posts from some fellow bloggers and friends, B-Movie Becky from The Horror Effect, Carl Manes from I Like Horror Movies, Neil Fulwood from Agitation of the Mind, and Brian Bankston a.k.a. Venoms5 from Cool Ass Cinema. A big thanks to them for contributing material for George Romero Week on short notice. Stay tuned for more guest posts before the weekend, and be sure to check out the guest review of LAND OF THE DEAD by Richard of Doomed Moviethon and Cinema Somnambulist if you haven't done so already. Enjoy. -Aaron

The Romero Zombie Is Dead by B-Movie Becky
Becky's Blog: The Horror Effect

George Romero is perhaps one of the most distinguishable figures in horror. This is not only because he wears glasses for which a coke bottle comparison is painfully inadequate, but because the Romero name truly shaped the zombie genre and influenced the massive sub-culture that came to follow. Today, thousands hit the streets in major cities for zombie walks. College students participate in an elaborate game of campus-wide zombie tag. A New York Times Bestseller, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, brings the zombie to mainstream platforms. The zombie culture has indeed transcended the horror genre. One no longer has to declare oneself a fan of horror to partake in all things zombie. What happened to the zombie film to push it from the fringe to the center?


Let’s start with the most important zombie film of all: Night of the Living Dead. Although zombie films did exist prior to Romero’s 1968 masterpiece (White Zombie, I Walked With a Zombie, Things to Come), NOTLD served as the inspiration for modern zombie cinema. The apocalyptic spread, the transference of the plague via bite, the hunger for human flesh, the fragile relationships of survivors banding together, and the method of dispatching ghouls all made Romero’s film the mold through which all subsequent zombie films were formed. Perhaps what is most important about NOTLD is the impact it had on audiences of the late 60’s. It was a shocking film. The intensity of the gore was unprecedented for these moviegoers. Indeed, the sight of little Karen consuming her own father is still effective.


Besides the terrifying sites of humans eating other humans, NOTLD is also essential to the zombie film because of its strong thematic resonance. Romero is famous for utilizing the zombie genre as a medium to explore social issues. This is because the zombie film allows filmmakers to explore the fundamentals of human nature, as the apocalypse forces humans to return to a primal state. Critical analyses of the film have found subversive commentary on the family, military, racism, and violence. Whether or not Romero intended all of these themes to be present, one cannot deny the powerful statement of the film’s conclusion. Emerging as the sole survivor of the horrific zombie attack on the farmhouse, the film’s lead, who also happens to be black, is mistakenly shot dead by a militia posse. Regardless of race playing a possible factor, the ending is tragic and unexpected. In every way, NOTLD defies the mainstream and many films aimed to follow in its footsteps.


Some of those films succeeded. Pushing the boundaries of intestinal gore, questioning social mores, and often casting nihilistic views of human nature, the zombie film became a popular yet extreme form of cinema. However, at some point, the zombie film stopped surprising us. The biting commentary drifted away, the over-the-top gore became commonplace, and nothing new was left.

Instead, post-modernism has sucked audiences dry. The film industry is too busy capitalizing on the success of previous movies and cult masterpieces instead of moving forward. Remakes are not the only films guilty of this. We can also thank Tarantino for encouraging filmmakers and other artists to borrow from and manipulate the past so that it can be presented to a modern audience as something new. And thus, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is born.

While the zombie genre may be flourishing as a centerpiece of conventional horror cinema, the content that originally made the genre so influential is no longer there. Perhaps after the popularity bug passes, zombie movies can return to a state of subversiveness. Unfortunately for Romero, he cannot do this because his vision has become the very definition of zombie. We need another young filmmaker from Middle America to reinvent the genre again.



Remembering The Living Dead by Carl Manes
Carl's Blog: I Like Horror Movies

I must have been 7 or 8. I remember being in the guest bedroom of my grandma's house with the lights out, flipping through channels while everyone else was asleep. Boring late nite TV. Usually, this is when Mr. Ed or Alfred Hitchcock Presents would be on, but on this particular night, I changed over to Nick at Nite to find the living dead invading my TV! My first memories of Night of the Living Dead, like most people's, were watching Barbara stumble through the graveyard as Bill Hinzman's cemetery zombie slowly reached out to snag her, and the nightmarish scene outside of the house where the ghouls begin gathering and ripping the flesh from Tom and Judy's bones. I was terrified of the film from the very start, but couldn't look away. With no one to turn to, I just sat and watched as my heart raced and I gripped the pillow tightly. Not much has changed since then. Night of the Living Dead is still just as frightening today, but nothing will ever compare to that first time.




Bobby Conroy Comes Back From The Dead by Neil Fulwood
Neil's Blog: The Agitation of the Mind

In what is either a case of life imitating art, art imitating art or meta-fiction gone crazy, George A. Romero gave mega-selling horror writer Stephen King a cameo in his 1981 oddity ‘Knightriders’; twenty-four years later, King’s son Joe Hill repaid the favour by not only featuring Romero as a character in his inspired short-story ‘Bobby Conroy Comes Back From the Dead’ but having the main drama of story play out against the backdrop of Romero shooting his most famous movie: ‘Dawn of the Dead’.


‘Knightriders’ is an atypical film for Romero. One of the very few things on his CV that’s not a horror film, it’s pretty much unclassifiable. The irony is writ large: a director best known for horror gives a small but memorable role to a writer best known for horror. In a film that’s not a horror. Even more ironic: he casts King – a very accomplished novelist despite the fact that he’s both mainstream and defiantly genre-based – as a sub-literate drunken lout heckling the knights/bikers at one of their rallies.


‘Bobby Conroy Comes Back From the Dead’ is likewise an atypical story for Hill. Best known for his novels ‘Heart Shaped Box’ (about a heavy metal singer who buys a ghost over the internet) and ‘Horns’ (about a man suspected of the rape and murder of his girlfriend who finds himself turning into a demon), his work so far has definitely tended to the macabre, the morbid and the perversely amusing.

‘20th Century Ghosts’ – the collection ‘Bobby Conroy’ is anthologized in – is packed with stories that take self-evident horror tropes, either psychological or supernatural (ghosts, mutations, disappearances, madness, blurred lines between fiction and reality, and a truly original take on the Van Helsing character). ‘Bobby Conroy’ stands out as different because, at heart, it’s a love story.

The title character returns to his home town of Pittsburgh after giving up on his dream of making it big on the stand-up comedy circuit. Joining the ranks of extras being made up as zombies by Tom Savini, Bobby is whiling away his time on set, ready for his fifteen seconds of fame having his (prosthetic) head shot off, when he bumps into an old flame. The story is basically the dialogue between them while they wait for Romero to call “action”. We learn what brought them together, why they split up, and where there lives have led them to in the interim. Without pandering to the requirements of an obvious happy ending, Hill leaves the story on a hopeful note.

The fact that this gently observed character piece is set against the making of a zombie movie is what – pardon the pun – gives it bite. Any other setting and you’d probably be thinking “yeah? and?” Hill handles the material without any sentiment. It’s also as ironic as Romero and King’s collaboration on ‘Knightriders’. For a story whose hero is a failed comedian, it’s often laugh-out-loud funny. For a love story, the greatest passion underpinning every paragraph of it isn’t the romance between Bobby and his ex but Hill’s (and presumably his father’s) love for arguably the greatest zombie movie in cinema history.



Survival Of The Director Of The Dead by Brian Bankston
Brian's Blog: Cool Ass Cinema

George Romero is both one of horror cinemas most praised and most condemned filmmakers. He'll be forever damned as the purveyor of putrid, walking contagion despite guiding some truly fascinating and entertaining films outside the shambling corpse genre such as MARTIN (1977), KNIGHTRIDERS (1981) and MONKEY SHINES (1988). His second picture about human consumption resurrected living dead cinema in ways like no other quickly becoming the template by which other flesh eater films were judged. His trifecta of terror that is the B/W siege-paranoia picture, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968); the frenzied view of the apocalypse in DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978); and the remnants of man living as rats in an underground hell from DAY OF THE DEAD (1985) are the ultimate and most well known examples. Unlike others who have dabbled in gore addled graveyard horror, Romero immerses each and all his dead epics with social commentary that speaks on topical subjects of the day through his own perspective.


Frustrated that obtaining financing, or distribution for a non zombie picture was becoming a less likely proposition, Romero has been relegated to the ever increasing army of the walking dead for the last five years. The success of the DAWN remake finally gave a major studio the jolt to grant the man of the revisionist zombie film the finances needed to create LAND OF THE DEAD; a wider canvas with which to splash his preferred shade of red. Liking what they saw, it was reported the studio gave Romero a few more million to expand his corpse-ridden landscape. Despite having a reasonably pleasant experience all around, Romero's big studio outing divided fans for various reasons--heavy handed subtext, Romero touted as a "sell out", or the zombies were too intelligent (despite their obvious evolution from DAY).


With each succeeding zombie production, Romero's critics continuously aim for his head when his new film doesn't compare to his magnum opus, DAWN OF THE DEAD--"They want me to make the same movie over and over again", he said in an interview with 'Film School Rejects'. The quirkiness of his most recent endeavor has become a case of 'life imitating art' with the fans as the O'Flynn's on one side and Romero as the Muldoon's on the other. The fans want Romero's zombies to die already, while the director wants to keep them around for a little while longer. While I'd say nostalgia has a lot to do with why I have an affection for the initial trilogy that the newer films have yet to replicate, that doesn't mean I don't appreciate their new and continuously fresh approach. I happen to enjoy Romero's continued ingenuity in finding ways to keep the dead alive and look forward to any other entries in his long running, influential and hungry franchise.

October 27, 2010

#6-7 Top 13 George Romero Movies


#6 CREEPSHOW 2 (1987) - A wooden Native American statue that comes to life and kills people, a man-eating blob that lives in a lake, and a hit n' run that comes back to haunt a careless driver. Not a "George Romero movie" per se, I still consider this one to be part of his back catalog despite his only involvement being as a screenwriter. The reason for that is because I think of this film and its predecessor, the original CREEPSHOW (duh), to be one in the same. Saw them both as a young kid and, as a result, they each hold a special place in my heart - not only in terms of Romero's films, but horror anthologies and horror movies in general. Depending on what day of the week it is, what the weather's like, etc., I consider this one to be my favorite of the two, if only for nostalgia reasons. I've never looked at Native American statues the same since, but thankfully it's not often that I see one. The image of the blob coming out of the lake has stuck with me through the years and is one of the things that has contributed to my longlasting fear of dark water. And hitch-hikers at night? Yeah, fuck that.


#7 TWO EVIL EYES (1990) - This is a two-segment horror anthology film, with the segments individually directed and written by Dario Argento and George Romero (Argento's was co-written with longtime collaborator Franco Ferrini). Romero's segment stars Adrienne Barbeau, and it's basically about a woman whose dead husband comes back to haunt her. As a whole (including Argento's segment), TWO EVIL EYES is a decent horror anthology and tribute to Edgar Allan Poe. A bit uneven because of the contrasting styles of both filmmakers, but effective and entertaining nonetheless. Romero's segment, in my opinion, is the stronger of the two. Not a very original piece, but otherwise solid. Supposedly there's a social commentary on capitalism somewhere in Romero's segment as well, but whatever. In comparison to Argento's segment, Romero's is paced much better and doesn't really beat around the bush with the story that it's trying to tell. It gets right to the point, handles its business, and then its gone. Great score by Pino Donaggio and all around good performances from the cast.

October 26, 2010

Land Of The Dead (2005): Guest Post by Richard of Doomed Moviethon


Directed by George A. Romero
Released: 2005
Running Time: 97 minutes (director’s cut)

After having been traumatized by the original NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD when I was 11 years old, having the fire of my imagination stoked to unsafe temperatures by the original DAWN OF THE DEAD, and having my happy thoughts taken away forever by DAY OF THE DEAD, I was ready for whatever George Romero could throw at me with LAND OF THE DEAD. You see, I had made the mistake of renting 2000’s BRUISER expecting good things and just ended up feeling embarrassed for the legendary horror director. Deep down, I knew that Romero returning to zombies was a very good thing.


Of course, LAND OF THE DEAD probably would not have come about had it not been for the success of the 2004 remake of DAWN OF THE DEAD. I hate the friggin’ remake. Now I’m not saying it isn’t scary but when I walked out of the theaters in the spring of that year, I was more angry at DAWN OF THE DEAD than afraid of it (though those less-than-subliminal zombies in the closing credit sequence really did a number on me). Okay, I just went on a huge rant about why I think this particular remake sucks so much but sigh, I deleted it. This is neither the time nor the place. I will say that I think the budgets should have been more balanced out. The fact that DAWN had nearly twice the budget of LAND is complete bullshit. Let me just sum things up by saying that my hatred for the DAWN remake and my anticipation for a new Romero zombie opus were the perfect combination one summer night in 2005. You could say I was predisposed to love LAND OF THE DEAD.

The storyline of LAND OF THE DEAD puts the film some time after the events of NIGHT and DAWN have already taken place. The world is a shadow of its former self and a shady businessman named Kaufman (played by Dennis Hopper) has established a community called Fiddler’s Green where elite citizens are protected from the flesh-eating zombie hordes by his personal army. For the poor, it is a life of squalor outside the main skyscraper. Riley Denbo (Simon Baker) and his team go out scavenging for food and supplies in neighboring towns. Denbo and his friend Charlie (Robert Joy), a slow but immensely talented marksman, plan to retire and drive north to Canada in the hopes to find refuge from both zombies and people. Also employed by Kaufman is Cholo (John Leguizamo), a jaded zombie killer willing to clean up his boss’s messes for a shot at the big time. The only thing these two men have in common is their mutual hatred for their lots in life.


Denbo and Charlie get into hot water after rescuing a hooker named Slack (played by Asia Argento) from being eaten by zombies for the enjoyment of paying onlookers. It turns out that Slack was to be another in a long list of casualties in Kaufman’s effort to keep the peace in Fiddler’s Green. Meanwhile, Cholo discovers that Kaufman never intended to let him join the upper class. He then steals Dead Reckoning, an assault vehicle armed with enough firepower to destroy the city, and demands that Kaufman pay him millions of dollars. Kaufman lets Denbo, the one who designed Dead Reckoning, out of prison (along with Charlie and Slack) to go and stop Cholo.

The most amazing aspect of LAND OF THE DEAD is (no surprise) the zombies. While the humans are destroying each other with their petty power struggles, the zombies are starting to do something disturbing: they are evolving. A former gas station attendant and now zombie referred to as Big Daddy (played by Eugene Clark) is far more intelligent than his undead comrades. He is able to reason, strategize, and even feel emotions. Well, one emotion anyway and that is rage toward human beings. He sees humans as little more than marauders who oppress his kind. So a very pissed off Big Daddy gathers together a zombie army to invade Fiddler’s Green. Trust me, it’s not easy to decide who to root for.


Romero’s financial woes on DAY OF THE DEAD (because he refused cuts and released the film as unrated) and subsequent changes to the screenplay are certainly far from an issue here. The director takes his largest budget since 1993’s THE DARK HALF and makes this movie seem huge. There were only a few moments where I said to myself: “this could have been bigger”. The film is also blessed with great writing, excellent casting, awesome cinematography, and decent CGI that is used more to flesh out the post apocalyptic world more than to hide a modest-sized budget. The musical score by composers Reinhold Heil and Johnny Klimek (PERFUME: THE STORY OF A MURDERER) is eerie and just awesome.

The gore in this film does not disappoint. There are many, many scenes of gut-munching and other grisly mayhem. The zombie makeup has some real zingers too. Of course, my favorite zombie is Number 9 (played by Jennifer Baxter), a young lady in baseball player getup with her face torn open. There’s just something about the plaintive expression on her destroyed visage that just makes me want to hug her. Well, from a distance anyway.

I’ll never forget seeing this movie in theaters. LAND OF THE DEAD is dark, smart, gory (though the director’s cut is where the real action is at), funny, and action-packed. It was just what I needed and I walked out of that theater with a warm heart. The funniest thing that happened while catching LAND with a fairly big audience took place when John Leguizamo’s character says that he is going to go “jihad” on the conniving Kaufman. The mere mention of that word made the audience gasp and I almost burst out laughing. Romero sure knows how to push people’s buttons and shove fistfuls of politics into his screenplays. The United States is still gripped by the constant fear of terrorists and extremists but come on people, there are bigger problems out there. Hello! I’m talking about frickin’ zombies!


-Richard of DM

#8-11 Top 13 George Romero Movies


#8 BRUISER (2000) - Like MONKEY SHINES and THE DARK HALF, this is a movie you can watch and not even realize it was Romero who wrote or directed it. The film is about a cowardly man with repressed violent thoughts who wakes up one day to find that his face has been replaced with a white death mask that he's unable to remove, and with the new look comes a confidence that he needs to finally stand up to the people who have wronged him in his professional and personal life. His wife is openly cheating on him (with his boss), his good friend is stealing money from him, so on and so forth. The ultimate pushover becomes the bully. Despite Romero's direction here seeming to be a little weak, BRUISER is a rather enjoyable movie in which there's always something going on. It's not the dark character study that MARTIN is, but rather a black comedy of sorts. In a way, the movie almost plays out like Ferrara's MS. 45, culminating with a costume party that doesn't end well for some of the attendees. Notable cast members include Tom "Thrill Me" Atkins as a cop (big surprise there) and a scenery-chewing Peter Stormare as the lead character's boss. Some rock band called the Misfits also make an appearance, whoever they are.


#9 THE CRAZIES (1973) - A city's water becomes contaminated with chemicals used for biological warfare. The clueless citizens drink the water and go CRAZY! THE CRAZIES is a movie with bad pacing and a plot that wants to go somewhere but seems to get lost along the way quite frequently. It is noteworthy, however, for being somewhat of a bridge between Romero's two most highly regarded films, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD and DAWN OF THE DEAD, by featuring a lot of the same themes from both films, especially DAWN. A "person of color" as a leader. A world full of chaos. Social commentary. Lead characters holed up somewhere they don't belong while attempting to "be normal" amidst the mayhem outside. People turning into monsters. A lead character turns into one of said monsters and the others are faced with a tough decision regarding the predicament. An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness. THE CRAZIES is an interesting film and certainly not horrible, but, overall, a failure to live up to its full potential. Given the resources that Romero had at the time, however, I'd say he did an excellent job with what he had.


#10 MONKEY SHINES (1988) - The life of a young, handsome, athletic type is reduced to that of a cripple when he's struck by a motor vehicle. Confined to a wheelchair and unable to move from the neck down, his life only gets worse when his girlfriend leaves him and he finds out some disturbing news in regards to the new man that she's with. Companionship and hope eventually comes in the form of a capuchin monkey trained to help him and intelligently respond to his every command. Things take a turn when tragic events that surround him are traced to the monkey, who, unbeknownst to him, may be carrying out his sadistic thoughts. Overall, MONKEY SHINES is a bit too long (almost two hours) and, unfortunately, unintentionally funny at times, but otherwise decent. It's not an overly memorable movie and it's low on replay value in comparison to Romero's other films, but it's paced well for how long it is. The story is decent and leaves a bit up to the imagination. Oh, and let's not forget the cute little capuchin monkey. Some well-executed jump scares, too.


#11 THE DARK HALF (1993) - This another novel adaptation from Romero and it's based on the Stephen King book of the same name. It's about an author whose nom de plume, which he uses to write sleazy crime novels, manifests into an actual person - a distorted image of the author himself - and goes on a killing spree, targeting those around him and giving the police the impression that he's suffering from some sort of multiple personality disorder once the investigations begin and the evidence points to him being the primary suspect. It's an interesting story that focues on duality, and the movie itself - much like Romero's other novel adaptation MONKEY SHINES - is a bit longer than usual compared to the director's other films, but it's paced well and has strong performances from the cast, especially lead actor Timothy Hutton, who plays dual roles (or does he?!). Not a great movie, but watchable and decent for what it is. It's one of those movies that I won't seek out or go out of my way to see, but, if it's on, I'll watch it because I know that I won't be disappointed. Michael Rooker is great in his supporting role.

October 25, 2010

#12-13 Top 13 George Romero Movies


#12 LAND OF THE DEAD (2005) - The fourth movie in Romero's series of Living Dead films, LAND OF THE DEAD, to some, is considered to be the last thing George Romero made that was worth a shit. It really is something special - Romero with what I believe was the biggest budget of his career and the freedom to make the zombie movie that he wants to make, and without some studio breathing down his neck (well, not too much, anyway). And make that movie, he did. LAND OF THE DEAD has generally gotten a lot of good reviews since its release, and I've even heard some horror fans make the bold statement of it being the best of Romero's zombie films, but I have to say that I'm actually not a big fan of this movie. Well, I like it, but I don't love it. It's generally fast paced and has the feel of an Action Movie more so than a horror, and there's a great social commentary on poverty and the Iraq war. It's a story about the haves and the have-nots and zombies. The annoying characters, however, and the movie's many failed attempts at trying to be humorous keep this from being higher on my list.


#13 DIARY OF THE DEAD (2007) - It's the zombie apocalypse as captured by a bunch of film students (and uploaded to MySpace and YouTube). I really like Romero's commentary here. There's the whole thing with the media manipulating and blowing things out of proportion, which is true. It's all about fear. Society needs something to be afraid of in order to distract them from their own problems. And there's the whole thing about society's reliance on technology, which is also true. If the internet were to suddenly cease, almost every business in the world wouldn't be able to function. But what would you do if any access to the internet whatsoever disappeared? A great band once said: Give me convenience or give me death. DIARY OF THE DEAD is almost a slap in the face to people who are so reliant on the convenience of technology, and that's why I like it. But, unfortunately, DIARY OF THE DEAD also reveals Romero to be pretty clueless when it comes to the things he's trying to satirize. God bless him. Picking this movie apart and harshly criticizing it would be too easy. Romero had a great idea and that's pretty much where it ends. Fun movie, though. I still liked it.

Top 13 George Romero Movies: Simply The Rest

For those who saw it, I hope you were amused by that video I put up earlier. I sure was. Every hobo in the world should be issued a Dracula cape. Anyway, with that bullshit out of the way, I ended up cramming in my last two Romero movies at the eleventh hour and was able to complete my top thirteen list. George Romero week can begin on time, and so can the countdown of my favorite movies of his, or something like that. But first I thought I'd do a bonus entry on the three movies that didn't make the cut. They're my least favorite of the bunch, but that doesn't necessarily mean they're bad. Well, one of them is. I should have saved this post for last in order to not give away the movies that won't be on the list (wait, what?), but I don't think anyone will be keeping track anyway.


#14 KNIGHTRIDERS (1981) - Ed Harris leads a group of renaissance-fair types who participate in jousts. Except, instead of horses, they ride motorcycles. Romero's sports movie. Well, at least it has the conventions of a sports movie about a down-on-their-luck team, anyway. That, and a "save the rec center" type movie. The titular knightriders - the people that make up the renaissance fair of sorts - are a tight community of people who just kinda exist and LARP without bothering anyone. They don't break any laws, but for some reason they're being hassled by a couple of crooked cops who want the group to pay them fees for setting up camp. Harris refuses and his hardheadedness causes the group to fall apart. An outlaw biker gang infiltrates their community. Save the rec center. Great performances from the ensemble cast, which includes Savini, Foree, and other members of the DAWN, DAY, CRAZIES, and MARTIN movies (John Amplas as a mime!), and a very strong performance from Harris. Even Stephen King makes a cameo. I found this one to be impressive and surprisingly decent, but not my cup of tea, and way too fucking long (almost two and a half hours). Like Cronenberg's FAST COMPANY, it's a really good atypical movie from a celebrated horror director that I just didn't care for.


#15 SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD (2009) - A horror-comedy without the laughs. A zombie movie without teeth. Two feuding families on an island - one wants to kill the zombies while the other wants to keep them alive with hopes that a cure will be found. Renegade soldiers seek refuge on the island and get involved with the family quarrels and whatnot. Uh, boring? I don't really know how else to describe this movie. It's just boring as shit and completely uninteresting. Part Western, part Action movie, part comedy, part horror movie, and the mash-up of styles doesn't work. I couldn't find a single character in the bunch that I cared about. Except for the daughter. A little. She was cute. Maybe George Romero could have came out with his pants around his ankles and threw his feces at the camera to end the movie? That's basically what the equivalent of this film is anyway. For the sake of Romero preserving what's left of his legacy, I hope he doesn't make another one like this. In my humble opinion, SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD is the absolute worst of the bunch. More enjoyable than the next movie on my list, but technically worse.

#16 SEASON OF THE WITCH (1973) - A bored and miserable housewife dabbles in black magic to manipulate those around her. Psychological horror elements, tons of dialogue amongst upper middle-class housewives, hippie bullshit, failed attempts and creating tension and atmosphere. These things litter the boring SEASON OF THE WITCH. Especially the tons of dialogue part. Not to mention the fact that the movie takes forever to get to where it's trying to go. Compared to the countless other supernatural films from that era, I'd say it falls somewhere right in the middle or maybe a little bit lower, but, hey, what do I know? In my opinion, SEASON OF THE WITCH is unoriginal and lacking any style. I saw it once and the chances of me voluntarily watching again are pretty slim.